August 2012
Jealousy fucks you up inside.
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
When people say "I can hear your music"
chaystar:
I’m just like
“So can I”
When someone you don't like attempts to sit next...
sodamnrelatable:
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm...
That was funny, but I don't like you, so i'm not...
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magdalenajenjic:
mynameisfoster:
tltty:
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
excuse me I have a question.
The moment when you realize Dora has more freedom...
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ohshitlvt:
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alkristiansen:
lizrd:
The three most honest minutes in television history ever.
I’m reblogging this again because it’s perfect.
this
watch it
just wow
whoa.